Is Red Dawn on netflix instant / amazon’s equivalent / google equivalent / itunes equivalent

Women always be wanting to know shit about their partners, am I right?

(via jasencomstock)

Women always be arguing and injuring, am I right?

Women be ragin’ on the internet about bullshit, am I right?

(via allthewhiskeyinheaven)

ilovecharts:

-mireias

Women be screechin’! Am I right?

amtrak-to-hell:

are completely irrational, prone to mood swings, argumentative for no reason, mostly attracted to assholes, and generally just an incomprehensible gender, but then you wake up with one who has particularly pretty eyes and she’s running her fingers through your hair and asking you if you want her to make some breakfast and then you start thinking about how chicks are actually the best thing to ever happen to the world? Well that’s how they get you, sucker, so stop it….

Women always be difficult and hungry, am I right?

thatkindofwoman:

Women in the 1930’s in college. Comparison to the style of women in lecture halls at colleges and universities today. I wish more people dressed in more than sweats for class.

Modern women are lazy-ass bitches, am I right?

jasencomstock:

ilovecharts:

via Kurt White 

Women! Am I right?

janaki:

overfedwhale:

Pretty girls, you have to stop. Either ignore me or keep the leash tight because I’m not so good at the guessing game right now and I don’t know what “I don’t know” means. And don’t dress so nice around me! Holy goodness sometimes you look like you want me to look at you and if I’m gonna look at you I’m gonna end up wanting to look closer and wow now we’re closer and wow what is that gorgeous smell and wow your skin is so wow soft wow. And don’t smile at me unless you want me to smile back and don’t wink at me unless you want me to wink back and don’t tell me you love me unless you’re ready to have some crazy boy do crazy things out of crazy love crazy for crazy you.

Pretty girls. Wow. Crazy.

Women! Am I right fellas? Oh man! Whooo-eee! Yow! Kapang!

jasencomstock:

fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:

http://pretentiousgamer.tumblr.com/

I miss my wife, but my aim is improving!! Am I right?