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You know how you think chicks
amtrak-to-hell:
are completely irrational, prone to mood swings, argumentative for no reason, mostly attracted to assholes, and generally just an incomprehensible gender, but then you wake up with one who has particularly pretty eyes and she’s running her fingers through your hair and asking you if you want her to make some breakfast and then you start thinking about how chicks are actually the...
March 2011
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December 2010
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“And put your boobs away on the first date, the poor guy is nervous enough already.” —Chris, with the zingers today. (via whatstheeharm)
Women always be making men nervous with their lady parts, am I right?
October 2010
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Kathleen Parker - Obama: Our first female... →
notthatkindagay:
Obama may prove to be our first male president who pays a political price for acting too much like a woman.
If Barack Obama were a woman president then (s)he would declare war on the entire world for several days every month! Am I right?
May 2010
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: Why Are There Fewer Women Chefs? Because Of... →
phuuuuu:
Chef Patricia Williams tells the Village Voice the reason we read about male chefs is because young female writers are trying to get with them.
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This is also the reason there are so many male senators and presidents. We women just can’t stop writing about them, due to their immense hotness….
Women Be eatin sandwiches instead of makin ‘em
Women be to focused on Getting a Man to...
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Men Drive Like This, But Women Drive Like THIS →
tumbledore:
“In a study of 300 heterosexual men and women, half the participants were primed for cheating by imagining a flirtatious conversation with someone they found attractive. The other half just imagined a routine encounter.
Afterward, the study subjects were asked to complete fill-in-the-blank puzzles like LO_AL and THR__T.
…No pattern emerged among the study participants who...
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Meeting Beautiful Women Can Be Hazardous to your... →
Researchers tested 84 male students by asking each one to sit in a room and solve a Sudoku puzzle. Two strangers, one male and one female, were also in the room.
When the female stranger left the room and the two men remained sitting together, the volunteer’s stress levels did not rise. However, when the volunteer was left alone with the female stranger, his cortisol levels rose.
The...
April 2010
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Guys are funnier than girls | The Daily Get Up →
After much pondering, which mostly involved fishing for a culprit for this clear injustice, I submit the following hypothesis: From a young age, expectations for the behavior of boys vs. girls differ drastically. These expectations stem from the distinct ways boys and girls spend their time. More often than not, boys find outlets in sports, action figurines, toy cars, and rough-housing while...
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February 2010
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Women Be Eating Chocolate All the Time →
The entire set of her talk show today was edible — and made of chocolate. Chocolate seats, chocolate tables, a chocolate chess set, a chocolate grandfather clock, chocolate wall coverings, chocolate flowers in a chocolate vase … on and on. The set, created by Larry Abel, even includes a chocolate fireplace. (Warning: Do not light a real fire in there.)
Part promotion, part wow...
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Women be having the intelligence of children when... →
Am I right?
January 2010
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Women be disturbing men even as they slumber... →
(via muppetpants)
Am I right?
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Women Be Changing Their Minds Constantly →
Last spring, Roberts told this paper that she can’t imagine herself recycling the romantic rescue tropes that endeared her to audiences in the ’90s. “I can’t play those parts anymore,” she said. “It just doesn’t work for me at 41, with three kids and happily married.”
Women just can’t pick something and stick with it! Am I right?
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Masculinity
sanger:
lexboyadj:
the realization that a woman should always be in charge
Women be bossy! Am I right?
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Women Be Terrible Drivers, And Exercise Bad... →
Why did Sheila M. Walls drive the wrong way in the westbound lanes of state Highway 14 in Vancouver late Saturday afternoon?
Was she confused as she headed toward collisions with three westbound cars — and a narrow miss with a fourth vehicle — that would injure two people and cause her death?
“We’ll never know why she was doing that,” Trooper Dave Bourland with the Washington State Patrol said...
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Women Be Too Smart to Catch Men →
All women are master overthinkers; smart women just have extra brainpower to burn on it. So they’re experts at twisting themselves into knots of doubt, indecision and self-sabotage.
Am I right?
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Women Be Using the Legitimate Suffering of Other... →
There are plenty of color comments popping up on Facebook. It’s a movement with a serious message.
It all started with a chain message between women playing a game ― writing down the color of their bra in their status and nothing else. But it turned into a way to spread the message of breast cancer awareness.
More like spreading the message of ho awareness! Am I right?
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Women Always Looking For Sales →
“We’re watching what we’re spending and the price on what we’re buying. We’re looking for a lot of sales,” said the Hanover Twp. woman, while shopping at the Wyoming Valley Mall in Wilkes-Barre Twp. with her 10-month-old daughter, Eliana. “We are cutting back on a lot of different things. We don’t go out to eat as much. We try to stay home to watch...
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“Men and women are different. Men go to the gym and then to McDonald’s....”
– DR. JOHN GORE , a Family Medicine Hospitalist at McDuffie Regional Medical Center.
Women don’t go to the gym because they’re always cooking and cleaning! Am I right?
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Women Be Displeasing Their Men →
It is widely known that women tend to gain weight after giving birth, but now a large study has found evidence that even among childless women, those who live with a mate put on more pounds than those who live without one.
The differences, the scientists found, were stark.
After adjusting for other variables, the 10-year weight gain for an average 140-pound woman was 20 pounds if she had a...
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Women be cougars so that they can lose weight →
Rhoda Clark, 41, of New York City, who has had a number of younger boyfriends, lives with her 24-year-old boyfriend of 18 months. “I cook a lot more since he moved in with me, which was a nice change of pace from eating out 4 or 5 days a week,” Clark says. “If anything, I’m more domestic with him than I ever was with men closer to my age group.” As an added perk,...
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Women Be Driving Men to Consume Excessive Amounts... →
If you live in a coed college dormitory or apartment, you may have noticed a lot of partying going on around you. Students who live in coed housing are much more likely to binge drink regularly, but not as much as students living in fraternity or sorority houses.
These were the findings of a new nationwide study of 500 students on five different college campuses.
The study showed that students...
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“Dear Dr. Mona: I would like to understand why women always seem to be the ones...”
– Women always be complaining
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“Overall, girls tended more often to list people and pets as sources of happiness...”
– - Marketing Professor Studying Adolescents’ Source of Happiness
Women! Am I right?
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Women Always Be Developing Wrinkles Around Their... →
THURSDAY, Dec. 17 (HealthDay News) — Dermatologists have discovered yet another gender inequity: Women develop more and deeper wrinkles around their mouths as they age than men do.
The disadvantage had long been suspected, but a new study provides “irrefutable scientific evidence,” said Dr. Foad Nahai, a plastic surgeon practicing in Atlanta and editor-in-chief of the...