Why did Sheila M. Walls drive the wrong way in the westbound lanes of state Highway 14 in Vancouver late Saturday afternoon?

Was she confused as she headed toward collisions with three westbound cars — and a narrow miss with a fourth vehicle — that would injure two people and cause her death?

“We’ll never know why she was doing that,” Trooper Dave Bourland with the Washington State Patrol said Monday. “She has the answer.”

Women! When they get on their periods, who knows what they’re thinking! Am I right?